Right now I'm listening to the happy buzz produced by a house stuffed full of reunited family. There's some inside joke going down in the hallway. At least 15 people are crowded around the 6 seater dining room table. I'm currently standing as the volume guard for my sleeping baby in the next room over. Never thought I'd see THAT day. My father-in-law is standing on a chair with a large stick, a glass of water and just told me to come here because he "needs my help". I'm going to ignore that request. And full disclosure: I just downed a leftover penis cookie from tonight's bachelorette party. It was delicious if you must know. Let the wedding weekend begin!