100 a little update from the delicious one

I'm not trying to brag or anything, but yes it's true ... I'm still bald. Since we spoke last, I've continued to use my double chins and debonaire eyebrow demonstrations to my advantage. And let me tell you, it's going well. These days, I've been doing my best to supervise mom's cooking in the kitchen from my Bumbo chair. So let it go on record that I tried people. I tried. I've also been chewing on Sophie and most of my other stuffed friends, occasionally shooting myself right in the eye with ... er ... we'll call it water, befriending myself {sometimes you just need to hold your own hands}, singing the big hits like You Are My Sunshine, and generally being awesome. Also, I've got mom convinced that I'm going to laugh any day now ... but between you and me, I'm gonna hold out for just a little longer. If you saw the stuff she does to get it out of me ... man, you'd wait too. Where's a video camera when you need one, am I right?
Anyway. I'm off to go curl up in a blanket and eat. I feel a new leg roll coming on.