Sunday, January 8
2. My bodily functions elicit proud cheers and 'good jobs!' from mom, so I try to show off when I can. Serious meetings and silent but crowded waiting rooms being my current specialty.
3. My cheeks are pre-tty popular with the ladies right now.
4. Apparently infant baldness runs in the family. But I don't mind. I have the eyebrows, remember?
5. Also, double chins enhance my look. Enhance, people.