94 Awkward and Awesome Thursday!!

Top: UO, Dress: c/o Shopmamie Boots: Hunter

Awkward:

- Flinging open the door the second the post lady and my box of Hunters got to my porch. "I've been waiting for you" has never sounded creepier

- The girls were kinda bigger than the corset top of this dress allowed for. You know what I mean ... that awkie underboobage ... but hey, I didn't have to wear a bra so what do I care? Besides. It'll be perfect for after the babe sucks their coolness away. Tear.
- This random guy sizing up my outfit yesterday says to me, "I bet you're a cat lady aren't you?" K. #1 Who are you? #2 I bet YOU'RE  a cat lady ... And you're not even a lady! BAM!
My retorts need some work.

 - Sleepwalking. To go "lock" the front door ... or rather unlock it. I am a sleeping Creeper McCreeperson. And poor husband. He's the sleeping Sherlock Holmes.
- The #$@! bugs that keep biting in all the wrong places. Bugs, it's cool if I itch my arm ... so feel free ... bite my arm. Bugs, it is not cool if I itch my armpit. Then I look like some kind of an orangutan. Oh yes ... a pregnant orangutan. The kind that people look at and say, "It's her again. The itchy one .... everybody ruuuuuuuuuuunnnnn." And then they run.
- Listening to "cool people" music and starting to dance. And then remembering this maternal bump I have growing on me. Apparently, "shorty" is not able to get lo, lo, lo anymore. Shorty will resume getting lo in approximately 5 months.
- Oh yes. And I wore this shirt twice in a row. I just moved three spaces, right into style blogging jail.

Awesome:
-  Walking around on a perfectly sunny day in my new green rain boots. Knowing that the SECOND an evil rain drop even thinks about falling, I have the ability to karate chop it in the head.
- Catching husband reading his daddy book. And HIM bringing up the topic of our birth plan and what kind of ENVIRONMENT we want in our birthing room. Who is this person?
- A freshly detailed car. What is it about them that makes you want to sit on a grocery sack with your feet in the air?
- When husband felt our babe move for the first time this week, it transformed the babe from an "it" to "the three of us".
- The campout we're going on tomorrow!! yipeeeeeeee
- This kid of ours is a crazy person when I'm hungry. That's how husband knows that at 2 in the morning, I will easily down two cheese sticks, a bowl full of cottage cheese and strawberries and a bunch of trail mix ... even if I don't know it. Of course, followed immediately by two pees, and a still tummy
= baby's happy