Awkward and Awesome Thursday!!

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Shoes: Gap, Maxi: Thrifted, Top: F21, Belt: Delias, Vest: Woolrich

 Awkward

• The lengths I'll go to for my current, undying craving for sour Jelly Bellys. First, I call the Chevron station. {normal people call gas stations all the time to quiz them on the status of their candy stock} They got nothin'. So I call Albertsons and Wal-mart. Both store's associates equally amused that they get to traipse down the isles hunting for my food-choice-of-the-day. Turns out, they got nothin' either. So now I'm getting desperate. Which is usually the part when Amazon pops into my brain. Amazon ends up rocking it in the Jelly Belly department, and I seriously consider the pros and cons of purchasing a 5 lb case of delightfulness. I think about husband's face when he finds out about the extraordinary plan I came up with, and I decide that I better think a little more. And that's when things got really serious -- I went to Jelly Belly dot com. That's right, www.jellybelly.com. I am ashamed.
  But I was delivered! Because Jelly Belly dot com has this special thing where if you type in your zip code, you can find out where all the little Jelly Bellys are hiding from you! And I FOUND ONE. One whole bag just for me. At a craft store. 
  *now would be an appropriate time for applause. or yaaay sydney's 

•  The grocery bag husband brought home chucked to the brim with broccoli. I'm going to be peeing green for the rest of my life. *also an appropriate time for applause and yaaay sydney's

•  That I can't tell whether it's baby or my chicken nuggets kicking me in the stomach. Probably the chicken nuggets.

• Running into new friends while looking fabulous. "Hey! You're that one blog girl! I almost didn't recognize you in that huge Yellowstone t-shirt with chocolate on the front of it. With your hair like that ..." SO. For all those living in the vicinity -- how about we just keep those expectations at an all time low. With no signs of rising anytime in the near future. Sound good? Perfect. {or as our dear bachelorette would say, per-FACT}

Awesome

• Iced herbal sun tea - yum!

• My new green Hunters that are on their way! You convincing devils ...

• Did you know that vegetarian dinners are actually really filling? Holy Smanoley - tomatoes and greens baby. and salt and pepper - the other major food group.

• My new favorite deli does free deliveries ... whaaaaaa??

• OK. Too much food talk. That means my time's up.