1. There are an exorbitant amount of naked bums in Vegas. Several that greeted us every morning as we came down in the elevator. And another very large one right outside our hotel. Lovely. Not that these pictures have anything to do with that.
3. The water show is at its absolute best when choreographed to Luck Be A Lady.
5. And this is my special happy face after taking a delicious nap until 2pm and drinking my favorite chamomile tea while about to peruse a three-story H&M.
Pretty sure that sentence just ruined the rest of my week.
6. These things were my favorite
8. Cheesy pretzles almost always taste better after 11:00. And turns out, they also make you grow a pair. To tell people off who are being nosy and rude and I'm pretty sure dishonest. You should know that this is a huge deal, as I've never really had any before. But then again ... what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. So maybe I left them there. Too bad.
9. Raspberry Gelato is best enjoyed while people watching and playing special people watching games.