10 Things I learned in Vegas Part I

1. Surprise, surprise. Our little world that week revolved around hunting down the very best food we could find. We found out we are excellent hunters.

2. That ... and I found out I never knew half the stuff you're supposed to know when it comes to being sophisticated at fancy restaurants. Like, to stop wiping the table with my steamed towel -- it's for my hands.

3. They really do ask you to cut off your arm and hand it to them at the end of a taxi ride. Oh yes. Your arm and a large tip.
4. The replica was not nearly as impressive after seeing the real thing. But bless its heart, the poor thing sure tried. 

 5. Breakfast in bed might be the best thing that's ever happened to me. I would also like to call attention to my dark eyeballs here. Somebody told me that if you left your eye makeup on at night after cleaning your face, you'd wake up looking like a rockstar.
I'd say zombie is slightly more accurate.

6. Couples hot stone massages are .... *slow drool*
7. Another surprise. No one knows how to work our camera. - so this is the only picture we got of us together the whole time. 

8.Waiters who wear black and white have spoiled me. Sorry Applebee's. We're over.

9. And this little bitty salad sent me to the bathroom for a whole half hour. Pepper poisoning is real my friends. My body just invented it.

10. I made husband pose in front of Armani with his Armani. Also, I'm married to Zoolander.